The 5 Word Story

in soapy water to wash

away all the bull ■■■■

and clean their mouths out

of those who eat garlic

and the odd frogs leg

knowing Ashmed`s burgers taste better

with ther nice manky fillings

swilled down with bootleg vodka

from Ahsmeds fiddling brother Mahoot

who distills anti-freeze with turpentine

and sells it to Poles

who are a thirsty bunch

and will drink any rubbish

then go hunting Chichester virgins

they don’t exist these days

did they ever in ■■■■■■■

no impossible to find one

so they have to look

for nice boys and there

former virgins of which there