The 5 Word Story

but Altitude s hasnt yet dropped

the bombshell that he can’t

fit into his choirboy robes

because Dave the Renagade has

laryngitis and can’t sing any

stitched the crotch too loose

and his little bum is

sticking into his bell rope

where Quasimodo pulls his ropes

and lots of other things

including Esmerelda who enjoys a

a bit of rough like

the 2 spanish girls at

the high chapperal who are

very willing to help out

a poor old trucker in

need of a little bit

of roping and branding the

the verger to stop him

playing with his knobbly joystick