The 5 Word Story

as it was starting to

get frustrated with not having

any asda drivers to give

George Bush saying nucular instead …

a bit of stick and

play around with at night

If you can’t find anything

randier than a nanny goat

then you must head to

Scotland and find a wild

haggis to chase around the

grouse moors on the 12th

blonde who will end up

if she’s lucky with one

in the tum and one

in the bum and plenty

of belly to prove it

to the vicar who wants

meerkats to join the choir

as BIGRIGS lost his voice