The 5 Word Story

■■■■■■ tassels flapping about in

the wind from the Mersey

and the fog from the

BIGRIGS funny ■■■■ that he

lights with a blowlamp after

falling off of Runcorn bridge

at midnight on new years

day after a night with

Cattle Wagon Man and his

load of cows at a

barn dance in deepest west

face of scafell pike where

little Miss Muffet sat on

a billy goat and enjoyed

it so much she told

her nanny to help herself

to as much as she

could get out of billy

because it looked like it

needed a good seeing too