gravel pits of Oxfordshire near
the sunny shores of Bradford
Wharf Oxfordshire where the narrow
minded farmers try to earn
a bigger fortune than they
would if they didn’t bend
the rules and play by
the side of a truck
on a busy road near
the village green just south
of the local transvestite club
that is often attended by
Muckaway,altitude,Dave the Renegade 
looking for someone from Runcorn
with bright lipstick and big
odd sized ■■■■■ and ginger
hair growing out of the
arm holes of his string
vest and leather posing pouch
running over Runcorn bridge with