while the vicar tickles his
mother with a wire brush
to get the clinkers off
the back of her knees
which is almost classed as
beyond the call of duty
while driveing to zeebrugge in
garden and front entrance hidden
can’t work that one out 
so send for the Beatles
they gota work it out
with a little help from
BIGRIG who lives over the
water from Gerry and the
Pacemakers who can’t work bugger
all out except ferries across
the Mersey , in a Yellow
submarine with no tail
and bread and margerine with
there wild haggis and chip