The 5 Word Story

and sad little perverts from

all over the British isles

and the petulent bottle-fed foreigners

who jump into the crowd

but hid during two Wars

among the goats in the

dungheap with the French women

who said ooh la la

" we Frenchwomen have hairy armpits ! "

and stink like polecats on

heat in a woodpile at

Chichester `s traveller and ■■■■■ bolthole

near the solent where all

the cars are minus wheels

and it stinks of the

sweaty , hairy, women cricketers who

play for Kendal Ladies XI

play for the isle of

Man , preferring the 3 - legged type

of manx woman as they