The 5 Word Story

have no tail,but loads

of stories about Radnorshire motorcyclists

who have big saddle bags

but their Mersey Tags failed

to inform the local police

that Noddy had kicked off

because Bigears had turned him

over and given him one

in DHL transport office in

DHL school of bad driving

which is why they wear

jockeys pants because thay are

doing a lot of riding

around on Raleigh Chopper pushbikes

with cycle clips incase of

anything escaping from there trousers

mainly hot air that smells

like bull ■■■■ and plenty

of ozone layer damage to

the nether region of ■■■■■■■