a box of matches soaked
in dogs ■■■■ with a
turd stuffed in for good
insulation and to keep the
the toes warm in a
stinking old Man United sock
with some hairdrying from Fergie
and plenty of bull ■■■■
and watch where you put
the goal post moving machine
with meerkats burrowing under the pitch
to get away from the
adverts that appear on television
and the Man United fans
who spit chewing gum everywhere
knotting Boy- Rooney s new hairpiece ` wig
making him look almost human
but Shrek is MORE human
than all the Man United
scumbags who are all RAGS(RIGHT ARROGANT GITS)