with some very dodgy intentions
when a voice said I’m
George Michael would you like
come into the cubicle with
me for a lesson in
pushing crap uphill without wheelbarrow
and wishing they had never
watched the Graham Norton show
because it gave them ideas
for forming a " monks` chain "
instead of holding a monks
bell rope under the cassock
or the clanger that goes
off when you pull it
which would disable the monk
and anyone near to him
which could be very painful
if you have your cassocks
stuffed into your wellingtons with
a rag mans trumpet and