The 5 Word Story

willies hiding in the bushes

in case the old girls

start an epidemic of laughing

they all came back home

to start work at tesco

where the big money is

with clubcard points for being

the slowest driver ever known

to stobart who ■■■■■■ the

lot of them off with

a flea in their ear

and a boot up there

backside because they are a

smartly dressed drivers who wear

there frilly curtains out hiding

in the bushes near windsor

where the chinless wonders hunt

ex DHL drivers going to

the public toilets in windsor

you’ll end up like your :unamused: :laughing: