The 5 Word Story

a dodgy greasy spoon in

Hatfield where all the DHL

drivers eat their scraps of

anything left by proper drivers

and ■■■■■■ cold hedgehog sandwiches

washed down with stolen Diesel

topped off with lemonade to

take away the ■■■■ taste

after theyve been snogging their

manager in the DHL office

who ■■■■■ a cows backside

whilst trying to climb on

the back of the bull

and hang on to the

horns while giving it what

it really needs, which is

a good seeing too in

the woods up ■■■■■■■ way

where the old dears go

to laugh at the little