don’t even think about mixing 
their backs in jodhpurs with
plumbs in there mouth and
nose in the air like
someone from north of Blackpool
with a nessie smell in
his fish pond behind the
the caravan site near Kendal
where all the nice boys
love sheep from the fells
Vodka and red bull or …
and the odd ram to
practice on as the others
at DHL are all lacking
in foresight and joined up
with Stobarts useless crew because
they were frightened of the
reaction theyd get on TrucknetUK
which is far from positive
when your eating curry at