The 5 Word Story

to plant a tracker in

Altitude`s suitcase whilst on holiday

in the Orkney Isles with

J & B Sunshine Tours

, a subsidiary of Eddie Stobart

otherwise known as a class

of lemmings on the Titanic

that couldn’t swim in the

sea `cos Health and Safety

went overboard with the rest

their way to Runcorn

to get to the Dee

Estuary before the RDC closes

rhe shipping fleets down for

the Ice Road Truckers crossing

the Dee and Mersey on

the Runcorn bridge on the

Runcorn Gap over the ship

because they were 6 months late

as the batteries in their