and pecked his pecker which
didn’t please him a lot
as the actress didn’t want
to frighten the seagull away
as she was a pervert
in drag , called Paul O ` Grady
who used to be a
cook on a spitfire in
the English channel in 1940
and he burnt the toast
so he scraped it white
with a bayonet which he
had confiscated from an Italian
pasta maker when fighting the
England versus Italy football match
for women in Milan after
Rupert and James Murdoch hacked
into the phone calls from
Muckaway and Dave the Renegade
who were bribed by Bigrig