The 5 Word Story

trailers made her throw a

cream cake at the vicar

who threw the crap back

and hit the Bishop on

his new leather thong and

made his eyes water as

it hit him in the

parts other cakes don`t reach

in the nether region of

Taunton where all the silly

clergy jump around in the

bouncy castle at the fairground

where they enjoy a good

ride, and on the carousel

he wondered why the hell

his cassock was up around

his chin, like a shuttlecock

giving a wonderful view of

his nuts and trouser worm

when in flew a seagull