The 5 Word Story

from behind all down her

head, torso, and bandy legs

from a great height above

not bad for a sparrow

with hic ups and one

that normally shoot straight towards

the vicar riding his bike

on his way to meet

the Pope for a pint

ater he’d finished with the

verger `s wife and her sister

who’d had a ■■■ change

with the Pope `s Full Blessing

as he likes a bit

of hows your father ` too

but can’t get it up

even with Fiona guiding him

up a blind ally in

the actresses bedroom when her

favourite programme Stobarts Trucks and