The 5 Word Story

■■■■■■■■ vibraters failed big time

so they sent for Quasimodo

doing with the nuggets and…

but he was out looking

for the postman who had

the misfortune to be robbed

a singing nun who had

failed an audition for X Factor

but scored with the monk

which made Simon Cowell jealous

as he fancied the monk

but not interested in Cheryl

so she’s gone back to

singing lessons once more because

Ashley doesn’t want to know

her now he`s met Jordan

and has something bigger than

Muckaways dirty big jet wash

which gives him a challenge

to clean the vicars bike