else they could muster up
to tackle a lady driver
who can handle BIGRIG on
any part of his body
with swarfega and WD40 plus
a drop of white paint
and cats eyes to find
his way up the alley
or anywhere he can get
where the dead fish is
on the life support machine
gasping for air and what
ever else it could get
out of the NHS on
hiring a hammock to sleep
with the matron who looked
like Fiona , but wearing blue
similar to Hattie Jacques who
turned everyone off without trying
to use a gastric band