and a willy warmer is
always useful in ■■■■■■■ as
it gets quite windy up
the back passage at times
among the wool and lanolin
locals that live up near
the Keiber pass always wear
Eddie Stobart uniforms to match
their pet parrots that always
crap all over the cage
and ruin the cream cakes
and spit all over Fiona’s pink
cheeks and pink boot laces
while she got her breath
out for the boys 
to have their wicked way
with and be smothered with
sticky toffee pudding and custard
topped off with creamy milk
followed by cheese and whatever