The 5 Word Story

when all of a sudden

it all went ■■■■ up

when Button`s front wheel nut

was still in the pits

even Jim couldn`t fix it

so he sent for altitude

with his Boy Scouts manual

and his Swiss army knife

and Harry Potter witchcraft books

which caused hubble bubble toil

and trouble for Altitude because

he couldn’t find an AA

man in ■■■■■■■ that had

any sense or mechanical knowledge

but liked sheep and wasnt

fussy if its a goat

or anything at a push

and sometimes without a push

wellies always came in useful

with chains in the winter