The 5 Word Story

OUT OF HOURS BULLY'S TRUCKSTOP BAR (INTERACTIVE)

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like Fiona’s with a cream

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hat with flashing beacon

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which attracted passing sailors from

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the good ship Lollypop that

cattle_wagon_man 10 July 2011 08:07 27285

is ferrying Beckham `s nextborn

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up the Mersey to see

bigrig 10 July 2011 09:01 27287

BIGRIG from Runcorn because hes

cattle_wagon_man 10 July 2011 14:16 27288

sure he`s not the father

altitude 10 July 2011 14:33 27289

but needs to talk to

cattle_wagon_man 10 July 2011 14:43 27290

Jeremy Kyle for a D.N.A.

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check on Dave the Renagade

cattle_wagon_man 10 July 2011 14:51 27292

but excluding FOOTBALLER Daivd, `cos

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Would lay awake and wonder …

altitude 10 July 2011 16:59 27294

his balls are golden unlike

cattle_wagon_man 10 July 2011 20:47 27295

Ashmed`s, the ■■■■■■ nicked his

dave_the_renegade 10 July 2011 21:01 27296

his and sold them too

cattle_wagon_man 10 July 2011 21:29 27297

a dodgy Cash For Gold

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which gave him a poor

cattle_wagon_man 10 July 2011 21:41 27299

performance with the Runrorn ladies

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coach by bigrig from Runcorn