The 5 Word Story

or a bag over her

head to avoid frightening Altitude

who was being chased by

Joan Sims for a carry

on up the Radnorshire Pass

where all the sheep graze

until the welsh boys brigade

shouted “mint sauce” and worried

sheep emigrated to ■■■■■■■ where

the trouserless caught-out welsh miners

were chased by the ■■■■■■■■■

who dont mind what they

do in Wales, NOT ■■■■■■■

cos men are hard and

the women are even harder

and sheep are very aware

of anyone from Blackpool as

they have a big tower

and a big dipper too

with some lights to entertain