likes to put his dibber
mixed with plenty of fertilizer
into the weeds in the
old gas cooker in the
back kitchen at the convent
or round the back as
its quieter for some ■■■■■■
now that cattle wagon man
has had his exhaust fixed
not that he made much
use of his big stack
which blew smoke all over
the convent blocking the priests
nostrils preventing sniffing the nun’s
fishy crab sticks and getting
as high as a kite
then getting the munchies and
sucking instead of chewing them
then not swallowing and spitting
which upset the nun as