Runcorn who was a very
randy type of seadog who
fell off his peg leg
when he looked at the
vast stern of the ugly
nun which made him calm
down his passionate feelings in
the heat of the moment
and went and had a
tot of rum and a
ham shank to get rid
of the scruffy old tart
so that he could attend
to the needs of Muckaway
who happened to be sweeping
her front garden so he
helped her as much as
pruning her bush and tending
the weeds in her hanging
gardens of Babylon, where Altitude