The 5 Word Story

much to the disapproval of

Her who must be obeyed.

more than `er indoors, who

will kick the ■■■■ out

any monk that strays beyond

the hem of the habit

or sticks his finger in

the knicker elastic affter dark

and plays a tune on

the old johanah strumming away

and tinkling her ivories with

her rabbit set on maximum

torque and silent running because

the vicar is tuned in

to the shipping forecast because

she suddenly got all wet

and caused a sailor to vomit

as it was his turn

to please the Admiral of