mouthful of pure Heavenly taste
before she bought a pram
instead of a Homebase growbag
to put her pot plants
impregnated with a ■■■■■`s fertilizer
into her triangular patch of
overgrowth in no-man`s land
where until now no man
had set foot nor hand
and didn’t want to because
it is a frightening sight
to boldly go where no
man has ventured before as
" No Entry " on Sat. Nav.
so slap it into reverse
and get outta there quick
before the Venus fly trap
captures the wriggling worm and
stamps on it with it’s
shiny size 11 Army boot