The 5 Word Story

except for a double-ended sausage

not one from the butchers

cos its a meat substitute

with a bone in it

not a bone of contention

which is uncommon in nun’s

habits and secret ceremonies in

convents with the monks and

priests and dodgy MPs who

take Judge’s and Barristers for

the pleasures of screwing them

the ■■■■■ lawyers who give

a different kind of backhander

inside the nun’s Knickers,the

intruder alarm then sets off

mother superior who wants some

ben and jerrys ice cream

to ■■■■ and lick after

shes gobbled a 99 ` Flake

which gave her a fat