The 5 Word Story

Welsh and Polish drivers who

won`t learn the English language

and get very poor wages

and get stuck under bridges

but that’s what the Polish do

with their tractor licences bourght

out of the Beano with

monopoly money and milk tops

which is about as much

good as a Lada with

a V8 engine and a

Scania as back up vehicle

which would blow the Lada

like a blowback after curry

or a Commer TS 3

on a frosty winter`s night

in Belfast looking for a

nun with a wicked habit

who said to the priest

some nuns don’t get none