The 5 Word Story

she always swallowed and never

chewed anything other than tobacco

until rokeen introduced her to

some liquorice allsorts which she

thought she had to stick

where the dead fish lies

resulting in alsorts of problems

with the other nun’s wanting

to have a sniff at

Altitude behind the bikeshed when

the monk is not available

and it’s a full moon

anything could happen and probably

News Of The World tapped

with a copper peering at

a truck full of tomato

soup , stolen from Runcorn warehouse

by some iffy person from

Wapping , whos in the soup `

for murdering a big duck