diminishing Muckaway`s future fathering chances
not for a Witney man
to lose his best friend
and bruise his dingaling doing
an electrifing breakdance in clogs
in Bolton town centre where
Simon Cowell and his chummy mates
all gave the thumbs up
to anyone they can make
bend over to satisfy them
as Lewis Walsh is willing
, he is Louis Walsh’s brother,
thank goodness he`s not cloned
one bender is bad enough
without Norton, O`Grady, Carr, who
aren’t averse to sausage suppers
where the sun don’t shine
or where it does shine
no wonder they`re always smiling
down Brighton way even with