The 5 Word Story

the annual Grab - a - Nun Summer

festival where they go to

scare the scooter- riding Mods who

jam up Brighton every chance

they get with more mirrors

than a blinged up Skoda

driven by a striking Teacher

whose annual 13-weeks` holiday

is very poor compaired to

52 weeks for the unemployables

who are the laziest gits

who deserve not a penny

unless your eastern european then

" Come in before England `s FULL "

of crap from all over

uneducated, unwashed, uncivil foreigners, who

sponge on this broken country

which is almost beyond repair

since the one eyed jock

and his poncy cheating predecessor