who else but curvy Fiona
dressed in Hereford FC away
wet pink shirt , matching wellies
thong and suspenders and frilly
bow tie borrowed from Tim
driving his V 8 Lada, when
overtaken by a bigJ 8LXB
climbing Shap Fell in winter
at 60 MPH over loaded
with pallets of durex for
the gay bar in Fairford
when the curtains burst open
and in walked Muckaway with
Altitude and Dave the Renegade
with there three wheeler motor
powered by 50 AA batteries
raided from Fiona’s underwear drawer
which made them damp and
resulted in an electric shock
right on a tender spot