The 5 Word Story

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from pee and skid marks

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after some very heavy nights

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with buxom Chichester Ladies Society

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slimming marathon held in Burford

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following the burger - eating competition when

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three of the ladies burst

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their thongs, and the Vicar

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was very quick to throw

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up his burgers all over

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the ice cream man who

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fainted across the Chairladies` oversized

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■■■■■, she has never been

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ice-creamed AND burgered simultanously by

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Altitude, Muckaway, Dave the Renegade

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but not the polite ■■■■■■■■■

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or BIGRIG wishing they had

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recorded for " You `ve Been Framed "

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or even worse, driving for

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Channel 5 s " Mr. Magoo s Crazy Truckers "

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staring Dave the Renegade as