The 5 Word Story

of us ■■■■■■■■■ strong, unlike

Gloucester natives who don’t like

anything containing alcohol or Druid`s

herbs that head for Stonehenge

with there little blow pipes

and flowers in their hair

dryers mabe by Scania so

that the swede bashers could

bling up and look like

travellers at Stow Horse Fair

flogging fake gold rings and

plastic flowers with clothes pegs

to the Trading Standard officers

who are thick enough to

sell them onwards to unsuspecting

morris dancers who are already

worrying about getting run over

by kids on skateboards who

don’t have a valid licence

for there televisions or there