East Lancs road just past
the post with a crow
bar, like the ■■■■■■ use
to collect gifts from decent
people protecting their houses and
belongings from thieving one armed
yobs riding stolen spacehoppers and
a couple of very old
hippies from Stonehenge summer solstice
with matted hair and stinking
of bootleg sour cider mixed
with methylated spirits and rhubarb
and a little Jayes Fluid
which made a potent concoction
to strong for the ■■■■■■■■■
who only drink goats milk
but it`s full of nutrients
like barley wine and malt
biscuits that make a lot
rumbling in the belly button