but show their ASBO certificate
for overtaking on the moterway
on a pink trike with
a stolen Asda shopping trolley
with Halleluyah written on it
in Polish with a dyke
on the back with a
Slovakian friend who was no
drawers on with a furry
beaver, stolen from Altitude`s collection
of Eastern European gear boxes
which he shifted from Croatia
in a stolen Skoda with
wooden wheels on the back
powered by Bewick`s Gardner 8LXB
that runs on biofuel and
discharges putrid black smoke from
from every hole it can
to disengage roadside speed cameras
that a Gardener will get