The 5 Word Story

swilling beer and general debauchery

that would make Keith Richards

on going tale of woe

very happy as he could

snort some white stuff up

through his penny whistle and

blew his mind and sang

jumping jack flash with his

rocks off while he was

stoned out of his head

by a falling coconut that

that fell out of the

near side window of a

moter bike and sidecar on

the A40 north of Burford

towards Bourton on the Water.

where there are lots of

Ducks who like a splash

It all over with Brut.

force and try it on