The 5 Word Story

And off went the indicators.

not working on tractors or

combine harvesters like the Wurzels

who can do anything but

be funny like Adge Cutler

who can make you spew

if you drank scrumpy like

Fred West on a bad

day for laying patio slabs

with a spongy sub base

over the top of a

swamp which was full of

crocodiles and other vicious nasty

things from Lower Slaughter that

still weren’t as nasty as

Liverpool dockers or miners from

the Forest of Dean can

pick their noses with sharp

toenails with their hairy legs

and hairy palms and dragging