The 5 Word Story

the sack with her after

20 stellas and a stiff

snifter of her body odour

which is enough to make

a pig throw up all

over the front of her

■■■■’s making a sloppy mess

that ran down her cleavage

straight on to her feet

which caused her corns too

treble in size resulting in

bunions the size of large

horse testes. The phone rang

and the vicar spoke saying

mary has just turned up

looking for Joseph and an

extra person to join in

on a heavy night of

swinging and drug taking into

an even heavier day of