who is young and frisky
and wearing lycra shorts with
tassels on her teeny weeny
curtains that line her curvy
Scania which matches her curvy
bee-hind that all the blokes
in stobarts have munched on
lot’s of Yorkie bars and
broad green beans from Germany
sold at Motorway Service Areas
in the middle of nowhere
unwashed and full of all
kinds of smelly travelling wilburys
with smelly armpits and scuzzy
beards and that was the
women never mind the blokes
who were even worse than
a pub full of ratarsed
Stoke City fans dressed in
anything that would win them