another place in the final
countdown…but they had 22
players older than Stanley Mathews
with 22 left feet and
a lot of lard on their
should have gone to Specsavers
to see the goal then
retire and take up ludo
or subbuteo and flick their
Elvis hair styles back
and leave the building after
Elton John and George Micheal
some ■■■■■■ pinched the Cup
but being thick and dirty
just like Ryan Giggs who
can’t keep it in his
Y-fronts or his own hand
he has to borrow his
Cuckoo with a satalite tracker
to see to his women