The 5 Word Story

another place in the final

countdown…but they had 22

players older than Stanley Mathews

with 22 left feet and

a lot of lard on their

should have gone to Specsavers

to see the goal then

retire and take up ludo

or subbuteo and flick their

Elvis hair styles back

and leave the building after

Elton John and George Micheal

some ■■■■■■ pinched the Cup

but being thick and dirty

just like Ryan Giggs who

can’t keep it in his

Y-fronts or his own hand

he has to borrow his

Cuckoo with a satalite tracker

to see to his women