tanker that is parked up
connected to Ashmeds burgervans wastepipe
but he’s pumping in not
draining away poisonous slurry for
Fiona’s cream cakes that she
delivers to wales to posion
the tourists who invade the
golf courses in nicked dumpers
as they can’t afford buggies
and too stuck-up to walk
to find their lost balls
that there wife said they
would be after a night
out in Dungerness with Daisy
the cow with big udders
like Barbara Windsors but not
as much milk in them
but less wrinkles and yellow
■■■■■■’s from all the squeezing
after a night with Fiona