The 5 Word Story

get them to a bath

with some sheep dip and

worming tablets to flush out

the west country cider that

has started rotting away their

shoes and the back end

which was pretty bad in

Southend as they had just

started walking on a shingle

but turned out to be

broken glass washed up from

a toppled Stobart`s bottle carrier

which had come from Kendal

where all the bottle users

normally play skittles with them

and smash the Leyland clock

that’s not working anyway so

because it STILL doesn`t work

but bigrig will fix it

with some toxic from his