at Ashmeds e.coli van
resulting in instant weight loss
due to lots of trips
behind the bushes, where fiona
rubs melted ice cream over
anyone who will let her
all for the price of
a large creamy puff to
nibble while giving her a
bad dose of E. coli too
shut her up for ten
minutes while having a good
hedgehog and pheasant burger at
the little chef at Burford
where the ■■■■■■ siphon diesel
out of the american cars
that unfortunately run on petrol
leaving them with knackered engines
and the scrap going nowhere
because ■■■■■■ pinch wheels too