a soft finish so as
not to chafe the cheeks
of his new Everest windows
which sometimes get steamed up
from all the passing of
wind after eating grease burgers
and ♫♫ vindaloo…vindaloo… ♫ and we
all have… the ■■■■■■ to
go sailing with such wind
beneath my wings and she’s
stinking worse than she ever
did when having a bad
kebab from one of Oxfords
very best elephant leg vendors
Sabu and Rhadjis Curry Emporium
which is notorious for the
toilets having Government Health warnings
about crossing Runcorn Bridge after
the witching hour as its
crawling with brasses flashing their