The 5 Word Story

a soft finish so as

not to chafe the cheeks

of his new Everest windows

which sometimes get steamed up

from all the passing of

wind after eating grease burgers

and ♫♫ vindaloo…vindaloo… ♫ and we

all have… the ■■■■■■ to

go sailing with such wind

beneath my wings and she’s

stinking worse than she ever

did when having a bad

kebab from one of Oxfords

very best elephant leg vendors

Sabu and Rhadjis Curry Emporium

which is notorious for the

toilets having Government Health warnings

about crossing Runcorn Bridge after

the witching hour as its

crawling with brasses flashing their