The 5 Word Story

put a creamy mess in

her trailer again and there

wasn’t time to scrub away

so she had to carry

on driving with dirty underwear

and a fishy snotty smell

coming from the duck pond

from a duck choked on

nuts from a Foden back

end that fell off the

back of one of Smiths

of Bletchington’s six wheeler alpha’s

rushing to get to Ashmeds

for a grease burger and

a spell of belly ache

and a runny botty with

lumps in it,oh dear

new undies needed and quick

before they start to stick

and plenty of paper with