ware’s about the town looking
to see if 205’s about
looking for a 99 too
nuggets in the pot where…
throw at a copper whose
baton’s covered in vaseline ready
for a rear end action
shot of a Guy 240
as it sped away towards
Shipton-Under-Wychwood truck haven
with a posse of nuns
in hot pursuit on donkeys
looking for a good time
and a game of cards
with a shot of moonshine
and a nice sherry chaser
then a bit of bingo
and some rough and tumble
which the monk would enjoy
but the Bishop would not