diluted with liquidized grey squirrel
and badger fat with polecat
■■■■■ that Fiona got from
sinews, recommended by Weightwatchers for
getting the lard off her
armadillo-skin seat back covers
which chaffs her bum cheeks
when cornering or changing down
Burford High Street dodging those
nice clean honest traveling people
who don’t try and sell
you junk or nick your
■■■■■, like she does with
the lads across the boarder
in ■■■■■■■ where they can’t
seduce the sheep anymore so
there looking for Guy’s with
outfits that are just like
superman’s with a cape and
wooly jumpers and mint sauce