The 5 Word Story

and up Lovers Lane where

some old perverts from up

Radnorshire were on day release

with the others from ■■■■■■■

to try and find a

pink Scania tractor for Fiona

with velvet curtians to use

next friday back on TV

with her mate Top Prick

whe she is fond of

but is Stobarts worse driver

but she likes him for

his full of ■■■■■■■■ attitude

when in her bed at

Stobart Hilton ( Scania ) tucked-up with

top gun in the bunk

and lager in the fridge

and a bun in the

Greggs that she stuffed in

her gob before drinking lager